To start with, I would like to say these opinions are anything but mine. I do NOT associate with any of these opinions. I don’t find animated characters attractive. Now we have got that out of the way… I didn’t even realise this was a concept up until the other day, when I stumbled across a thirst trap TikTok of the fox from Zootopia. I gave it a quick search and apparently, it’s called fictosexuality… again, apparently, I did not know this before.
So, I asked the general public (I promise) to find out which animated characters they were most attracted to, and this is what they said…
Feeling Foxy…
Apparently, the UK has a thing for Foxes. As I mentioned above, one of the top choices was the fox from Zootopia. Sorry, I should use his full title, Nick Wilde. His foxy animated counter parts also made the list too. A popular choice was the fox from Robin Hood, which I’d argue walked so Mr. Wilde could run. The final fox to get a mention was fantastic Mr Fox… I’m starting to see a theme. They all look the same.
Sally from Cars
Bro… that’s a car.
You must be Lion…
One of the best quotes I have ever received when writing anything is… “Mufasa is a DILF”. If you don’t know what a DILF means, just put it into Urban Dictionary. I can’t express how much I must state DO NOT click another site than urban dictionary when searching DILF. The other Lion in the running was Alex from Madagascar, which to be fair, at least he walks on two legs.
Lola Bunny
Ahhhh the classic… or so I have been told… The most common answer from our male audience. Wait, what does that say about our male audience?
Avatar
You may as well have said Smurfette.
Purple Tweenie
I dread to think what your childhood was like.
Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon)
I really hope you mean Hiccup in the third film and not the first, because that is a child. Personally, I’d go for his chiefess, Astrid. That’s only if I was into animated characters… Which I’m not.
Diego (Ice Age)
Surely those teeth would get in the way?
Now I ain’t saying you’re a gold digger…
Surprisingly common was Lola from Shark Tale, but most people refer to her as the gold digger fish. If you want any recommendations for a new pet, buy a lionfish 😉
Honourable mentions…
Unfortunately, not everyone could make this illusive list but some honourable mentions that didn’t make the cut were as followed:
- Betty Boop
- The frog from Princess and the Frog
- The spikey-haired one from Nina and the Neurons (I swear they all had spikey hair?)
- Judy Hopps also from Zootopia
- Timothy from Timothy Goes to School (again… that’s a child, well, a child raccoon. Next, you’ll be telling me people liked Peppa Pig)
- Peppa Pig
- Velma from Scooby Doo
- Kim Possible
- Flynn Rider
- Sportacus from Lazy Town (Not animated but I’ll allow it because… erm… yeah.)