A compiled list cheesy, cheeky and raunchy of pick up lines that actually made us laugh
Pick up lines may seem like a bit of a dying art, it’s rare in this day and age that any potential partner will actually approach you in a bar, pick up line at the ready.
Online dating however has sparked a revival of the pickup line. With only one chance to make a memorable first move, a simple one liner seems like a winning formula.
BUT, we are sick to death of hearing the same cliché lines!
Let’s get rid of “did it hurt falling from heaven” and “feel this shirt, it’s boyfriend material”, and instead revamp your pick up line game!
You might actually get a dating app response if you use our list of 10 one liners that genuinely made us laugh!
- “I have skittles in my mouth. Would you like to taste the rainbow?”
A modern spin on a classic. We love this one, it’s just the right amount of creepy to funny ratio.
- “Please don’t be surprised if a fat guy puts you in a bag one night. I told Santa Claus that I wanted you as a present.”
The beginning is so ridiculous it got us hooked, you’ll definitely be getting a reply with this one.
- “Guess what I’m wearing: The smile you gave me.”
This one is so far over the cheesy line that we actually love it.
- “If you were a desert flower, I would cry just so you wouldn’t die of thirst.”
This one caught us off guard. It’s giving emo love, and for that reason and that reason alone, we think it’s actually kind of… sweet.
- “I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single”
It’s modern. It’s current. It’s on trend. We’ll happily be your hottest single.
- “Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package”
We’re unsure how well this will work online, but it’s a corker regardless. It’s funny, and a bit raunchy, without totally crossing the line.
- “Stop, drop and roll baby. You are on fire”
This one is perfect for dating apps. It’s not a hilarious knee-slapper but we like it. It’s straight to the point and actually quite sweet.
- “If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun’”
Like the last, not laugh out loud funny but it’s quick and snappy. We like it, and would for sure send a message back.
- “Do you raise chickens? Because you could raise my cock.”
Some may find this one distasteful, as it is definitely the rudest of our list. You might want to avoid using it in person, it might cross the line into creepy, but on an app, it’s perfect. We just couldn’t leave this message on read.
- “What’s your favourite silverware? Because I like a spoon.”
It’s cheeky, but not obnoxiously crude. If you like a spoon, we like a fork.