Ever been on Hinge and wondered, what the hell goes through people’s minds when they write these answers? Well, same…

Here are 10 responses to prompts found on different Hinge profiles. It truly is a scary world. 

A shower thought I recently had

I’m looking for someone to braid my hair

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was applying to adopt a child. 

My Simple pleasure is…

When you feed me grapes

Reign it in, we aren’t in the Roman Times.

My special skill

Eating an entire pot of yogurt without a spoon

Maybe it’s just me but that’s disgusting. There’s a reason for a spoon, USE IT

I’ll introduce you to my family if

You can cook

Sure, let me just leave my rights back in the 50s.

My greatest strength is

My right arm

Aw bless you, no one’s been interested in you in a while…

A shower thought I recently had

Birds are actually cameras to spy on people

Thanks for that one queen, are you trying to tell us something…?

I want someone to tell me

Tells me I have a big nob and keeps a straight face

Ask Chat GPT, it’s probably you’re only chance for someone to lie to you and not laugh.

We’ll get along if…

you’re open like a book

You’re an idiot cause the phrase is ‘you’re like an open book’. Don’t try and be smart it’s not a good look on you.

A shower thought I recently had

I bet you can’t tell me a better UK artist than J Hus

Eileen Agar, Harry Styles, Lewis Capaldi, Frank Bowling, Stormzy, Dave… I could keep going.

You should ‘not’ go out with me if

You don’t like sexy beasts

Wow smart line… I saw your Hinge profile, awfully arrogant really