Ever been on Hinge and wondered, what the hell goes through people’s minds when they write these answers? Well, same…
Here are 10 responses to prompts found on different Hinge profiles. It truly is a scary world.
A shower thought I recently had
I’m looking for someone to braid my hair
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was applying to adopt a child.
My Simple pleasure is…
When you feed me grapes
Reign it in, we aren’t in the Roman Times.
My special skill
Eating an entire pot of yogurt without a spoon
Maybe it’s just me but that’s disgusting. There’s a reason for a spoon, USE IT
I’ll introduce you to my family if
You can cook
Sure, let me just leave my rights back in the 50s.
My greatest strength is
My right arm
Aw bless you, no one’s been interested in you in a while…
A shower thought I recently had
Birds are actually cameras to spy on people
Thanks for that one queen, are you trying to tell us something…?
I want someone to tell me
Tells me I have a big nob and keeps a straight face
Ask Chat GPT, it’s probably you’re only chance for someone to lie to you and not laugh.
We’ll get along if…
you’re open like a book
You’re an idiot cause the phrase is ‘you’re like an open book’. Don’t try and be smart it’s not a good look on you.
A shower thought I recently had
I bet you can’t tell me a better UK artist than J Hus
Eileen Agar, Harry Styles, Lewis Capaldi, Frank Bowling, Stormzy, Dave… I could keep going.
You should ‘not’ go out with me if
You don’t like sexy beasts
Wow smart line… I saw your Hinge profile, awfully arrogant really